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Brothels, right—proper dodgy places. Been around forever, like. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—stone beds, filthy graffiti, blokes braggin’ about their “conquests”? Archaeologists found ‘em, preserved in ash—talk about a bang caught in time! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ some Roman geezer’s last thought was, “Worth it!” Meanwhile, I’m out here, dodgin’ flames, and these tossers were dodgin’ STDs.

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I gotta spill: one day, coding the new app, I got so mad at some buggy script, I nearly left my desk – but then, I looked out the window at the funny ducks swimmin' by, and it hit me, life’s quirky. Was like in that movie, you feel me? Where, like, every moment is brimming with unexpected beauty and chaos? Yeah, man, total "Tabu" moment!

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