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Oh, and here’s a quirky thought—sometimes I imagine these logistics whores wearin’ them bomb suits from the movie. Waddlin’ around, overchargin’ me, lookin’ ridiculous. Cracks me up! But real talk, they’re a pain in my ass. Always gotta watch ‘em, or they’ll screw ya faster than you can say, “It’s a helluva day to die!”—another gem from *The Hurt Locker*.

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Oh, and the neighborhoods here? Groovy and gritty. The Eastside’s a total jive, full of hidden gems. I once had a customer chat about the old, abandoned warehouse on Crash Blvd that used to house underground speakeasies. It’s all mystique—real secret agent vibes!

Figure 6. The information board Luumäki map with missing addresses.