Grace Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️

About Bordeaux

Angry, I get, when folks judge quick. Whore’s a survivor, damn it! Hustlin’, scrapin’, no fancy gloves like Therese in “Carol.” Happy, tho—freedom in that, wild energy. Surprises me, always, how deep it runs. Like, didja know, Victorian whores sold “French lessons”? Code for naughty stuff, ha! Clever bitches, outsmartin’ prudes.

Un service atypique

Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Bretty wrong, I felt once with a client. Mad I got, oh so mad, when a street performer blocked my sign outside my parlor on Rue des Fleurs—no lies here, just truth. He had this wild act, unexpected it was. The locals? They laugh, like maybe I do too, haha. But the spice of city life, it is, always surprising, always real.

Enfant terrible of French art chosen to recreate lost Bayeux panel