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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sex-dating, not time travel (tho that’d be dope). Set up a profile, somethin bout “lookin for a spark, no flux capacitor needed,” and Great Scott, the replies! One chick sent me a pic—BOOM—straight-up nude, no hello, no nothin. Surprised the hell outta me! Made me laugh tho—people are wild, man. But then there’s the creeps—dudes sendin dick pics like it’s a job interview. Pissed me off—where’s the class? “No one will be left,” like in Melancholia—cuz half these jerks scare everyone off!

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After that, I’m walking down to the market on Rákóczi utca. It’s packed! I love the energy, but man, it’s like a maze. I’m trying to find some fresh veggies, but all I can smell is this amazing langos. I mean, who can resist that? So, I grab one. It’s greasy and delicious. Worth every calorie, I swear.

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