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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

Evening Update

There has been a massive increase in 'prostitution offences' recorded in Cork over the past five and a half years. According to the Central Statistics Office (CSO), just two such offences were .

Finally, I get the report done. I send it off just in time. I’m feeling like a champ! But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sean. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the English Market after work!” I’m like, “Dude, I just survived a war zone here!” But I can’t resist. The English Market is legendary.

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