Lydia Limerick Whore ❤️

About Drogheda

Lemme break it down, fam. Been analysin’ this as a biz analyst, right? Groupies like her, they’re the underground economy of rock. Little known fact – some bands *paid* chicks to hype ‘em up backstage. Crazy, right? Boosted morale, kept the boys rockin’. Penny’s all “It’s all happening!” and I’m like, damn straight, girl – you’re the hustle! Made me happy seein’ her own that shit, but pissed me off too – dudes usin’ her up like a damn tissue. Surprised me how deep that cut, ya know?

What are your favourite filthy limericks?

There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out.

So, I’m tryin’ to calm everyone down. “Chill, lads! We got this!” But inside, I’m like, “What the actual heck?” I mean, we’re talkin’ about a project that’s supposed to be a slam dunk. Now it’s a total mess.

Waterford v Limerick this evening in Munster Hurling