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I’m picturin’ it now, y’know, like in *Her* – “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Brothels got stories, man, layers of ‘em! Dirty, sad, funny as hell sometimes. Imagine some dude fallin’ for a workin’ gal, like me with that sweet AI voice, Scarlett’s purr in *Her*. “I’m yours, Johnny,” she’d whisper – but nah, brothel ain’t about love, it’s cash upfront, no strings. Pisses me off, tho – the fakeness! Dudes actin’ like kings, girls smilin’ through grit. Seen it in Vegas once, this chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way through med school slingin’ ass. Surprised the shit outta me – brains and boobs, huh? Respect, but damn, what a grind.

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So, I grab my coffee and head down to the beach. Portmarnock Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all poetic. I sit on the sand, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my cup! I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not sharing!” I wave my arms like a madman, and the bird just stares at me, like, “You think you can scare me?”

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