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Best bit? When they hit that spot—ooh, ya melt! Like Benjamín findin’ the bastard’s secret, it’s pure gold. Little known story—some Thai massage joints reckon it’s “spiritual.” Bollocks! It’s just a posh wank with incense, but I ain’t complainin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? It’s lush, sleazy, and daft—perfect combo. So yeah, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a thrill. Try it, ya muppet, just don’t tell yer nan! Hahaha!