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So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, right? Lookin’ for some action—nothin’ fancy, just chillin’. Saw this chick, heels high as my dreams, leanin’ by a lamppost. “How you doin’?” I say, all smooth-like. She smirks—boom, I’m hooked! But then—get this—she’s quotin’ prices like a freakin’ menu. Fifty bucks for a “tour of the original,” she says. Straight outta the movie, man—“the original’s just a copy!” I’m dyin’ laughin’—she didn’t get it.

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Then, I see this old guy feeding pigeons. He’s got a whole bag of bread. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna start a pigeon riot!” And guess what? He does! Pigeons everywhere! I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget about my coffee-stained shirt.

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