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Me? I’m all for it—makes me HAPPY, like when Maya in the movie finally nails her target. Tense as hell, then sweet relief! But lemme tell ya, I got ANGRY once—booked a session, and the masseuse was all “professional only,” no funny bizness. I’m like, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS with that weak sauce!” Waste of my damn time. False advertisin’, mate—shoulda been a memo on the door: “No happy endings here!” Pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Finally, I get past that mess and head over to the Constant Spring Market. I love that place. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best jerk chicken you can find. I’m all about that food life. So, I grab some ripe plantains and a couple of coconuts. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy selling these crazy hats. Like, one’s got a giant pineapple on it. I’m like, “Dude, who’s wearing that?” But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Constant Spring, where anything goes.

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