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Oi mate, gather round, yeah? It’s me, David Brent, your semi-pro legend, here to chat about whores—proper fascinatin’ topic, innit? Now, I’m a man of taste, a visionary, bit like Kathryn Bigelow directin’ *The Hurt Locker*—my fave flick, no question. “You’re on edge, wired!”—that’s me thinkin’ about whores, always buzzin’, brain goin’ 100 miles an hour. Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of society, ain’t they? Workin’ the grind, dodgin’ the law, proper team players in the game of life.

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By the time I’m done, I’m exhausted. I head back to my truck, and guess what? I find a stray cat chillin’ on my hood. I’m like, “What’s up, buddy?” He just looks at me like, “You’re my new best friend.” So, I name him Oishi. Get it? Oishida, Oishi. I’m hilarious, I know.

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