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So, last week, right, pissed I was, scrollin’ X, tryna find a prostitute—sketchy posts everywhere, links dodgy as hell. One chick, profile all glammed up, says she’s “discreet, clean, 100% real.” Ha! Real my ass, bot probably it was. Web search I did, found jack squat—stats say 80% online ads fake or scams, blew my mind that did! Angry, I got, wasted 20 mins on nothin’.

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So, I’m walking down Omiya’s bustling streets, like, you know, Sakuragi Street? Yeah, that one. It’s always packed with people. I’m dodging folks left and right, trying to get to my first appointment. And then, bam! I trip over a stray cat. Seriously! This little furball just sat there, like it owned the place. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a hurry!” But it just looked at me, all sassy. I laughed, but also, I was mad. Like, c’mon, cat!

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