Emily Levin Whore ❤️

About Napier

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

The Whore from Ohio

This was last week, when I finally saw Hanoch Levin's The Whore From Ohio, which New Yiddish Rep has been playing in Hebrew and Yiddish.

So, I finally get my flat white from the café. Best coffee in town, no cap. I sit down, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit the park!” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I chug my coffee and head over to the Levin Adventure Park.

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