Amelia Motueka Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout this prostitute thing—straight up wild, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ like Dr. Phil with that Southern twang, “How’s that workin’ for ya, darlin’?” ‘Cause, man, these gals out there hustlin’, it’s a whole mess of crazy! Makes me madder’n a wet hen some days, seein’ ‘em stuck in that life. But then, I get all soft-hearted, like when Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*—yep, my fave flick—says, “Anyone can cook!” Swap “cook” for “change,” and I’m like, damn, these girls could flip their story too, right?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Ian Hammond was an energetic hooker from Marlborough who has the distinction of having been the first man from his union to have played in an All Black test.

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “We need to talk about the game design.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Motueka! Can’t it wait?” But nooo, he wants to discuss some boring mechanics. I’m fuming. I mean, come on! I’m trying to enjoy life here!

Drunk driver walked away from crash scene while cousin lay trapped under van