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Personal quirk? I’d totally hire one just to yell at her—feel like a big shot! Exaggeratin’? Maybe she’s secretly a ninja, kickin’ johns’ asses—hah! Prostitutes, man, they’re like rockstars gone wrong—trapped in a shitty encore. I’m out, bitches—Cartman’s too cool for this! Respect mah authoritah!

Sex workers explain why they don’t want their clients to ‘please’ them

My mother was a year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question .

I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew people actually read? I’m trying to help this kid find a book on dinosaurs, and he’s like, “Do you have any with T-Rexes?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re all T-Rexes!” But whatever, I find him a book, and he’s stoked. Makes my day a bit brighter, ya know?

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