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About Fajardo

Lemme drop a lil secret bout whore – did ya know back in the 80s, some Wall Street cats used “whore” as slang for risky stocks? True story, mate! They’d be like, “That stock’s a whore, shags everyone!” Cracked me up when I read that in some dusty finance book. Surprised the hell outta me – history’s got sass! I’m sittin there, sippin my martini, thinkin, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” – Mary’s line, ya know? Whore ain’t blameless, it’s dirty, sexy, and chaotic – just how I like it!

Puerto Guayanilla Prostitute

Part time Hooker Guayanilla. I am from Guayanilla and work for a serious business. In my spare time I love to meet some men for having paid sex.

After that, I needed a drink. Hit up a local spot on Calle 1. They had this amazing piña colada. I mean, it was like a tropical vacation in a cup. I was feeling good again. But then, the bartender spills it all over me! I’m soaked, sticky, and now I smell like a fruit salad. Great. Just great.

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