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My precious! Me, Gollum, raspy throat, talkin’ bout findin’ a prossie, yeh? *cackles* Been thinkin’ bout it, sneaky like, watchin’ streets, shadows dancin’ like in *The Great Beauty*. Rome’s got that vibe, y’know, all fancy an’ rotten—perfect for a prossie hunt! “We wants it, we needs it,” I hiss, eyeballin’ the girls strutttin’ by.

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First off, I hit up my favorite café on Calle de la Cruz. You know, the one with the best café con leche? Yeah, that one. I’m sippin’ my coffee, feelin’ like a king, when suddenly, BOOM! A parade rolls by. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy my morning. But nah, the whole town decided to party. I mean, who doesn’t love a good parade, right? But I was just tryna get my caffeine fix!

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