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About Helsingborg

Sometimes I’m like, “Whoa, they’re tough!” Other times, I’m pissed – sleazy guys usin’ ‘em up. Ever hear ‘bout Mary Magdalene? Bible gal, maybe a whore, maybe not – still cool as hell. Saved by JC, turned it around. Surprised me, y’know? Thought they all ended up busted. Mmm… donuts.

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Location: Strängnäs, Södermanland ; Status: Changed name ; Formed in: ; Genre: Death Metal ; Themes: Evil, Anti-Christianity, Death, Damnation.

Then, boom! Next call. A cat stuck in a tree on Södra Långgatan. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t the cat just jump down?” But nooo, it’s gotta be a drama queen. So, I dispatch the fire crew. They show up, and I swear, they’re more excited than kids on Christmas. They climb up, and the cat? Just sits there, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the fuss, humans?” I’m dying laughing.