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Hey, y’all, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, honey, ‘cause we’re divin’ into somethin wild—findin’ a prostitute! Now, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave movie, *Her*, y’know, that Spike Jonze joint from 2013. That flick got me messed up—in a good way! A dude fallin’ for an AI voice? Wild! And lemme tell ya, it’s got me ponderin’ this whole “find a prostitute” vibe. Like, what’s the heart wantin’ here? Connection? A quick thrill? “I just wanna feel somethin’ real,” like Joaquin Phoenix mumbles in the movie. Ain’t that the truth?

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the park. You know, the one by the old church? It’s usually pretty chill, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids playing footy, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls left and right. One nearly takes my head off! I’m like, “Oi! Watch it!” But they just laugh. Kids, man.

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