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About Leeds

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

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Then, the phone rings. It’s the local pub, The White Horse. They need a last-minute delivery. I’m like, “Great, just what I need!” So, I load up the van with all sorts of meaty goodness. As I’m driving down the A3, I’m thinkin’ about how Liphook’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the little shops, and the people. It’s like a scene from a movie, but with more sheep.

Treble joy for Weydon School and cup win for Liphook United Spiders