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But oh, the rage when she’s late! Clients screamin’, “Where’s me goods, Jack?!” Me, pacin’, mutterin’ “This is not a democracy!”—straight outta *Almost Famous*, ‘cept I ain’t got no golden god to save me. She’s a tease, ‘Whore’ is—keeps ye guessin’. Once smuggled a crate o’ parrots—squawkin’ buggers—didn’t even know ‘til they broke loose! Feathers everywhere, crew cursin’, me laughin’ ‘til I cried. “It’s the tiny little things,” I says, like that movie line, that make ‘er special.

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Then, I decide to head down to the beach. You know, the one by the pier? It’s usually packed with families and kids screamin’ and seagulls tryin’ to steal your chips. But today? It’s like a ghost town. I’m walkin’ along the promenade, and I spot this old guy, right? He’s got a metal detector, lookin’ for treasure or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “What’s he gonna find? A rusty spoon?”

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