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About Philadelphia

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Julia O'Malley

cocktail virgin slut. quality versus quantity does not have to be a winner-take-all proposition. Saturday, January 7, anchorage. 2 oz Gin.

So, here’s the deal: I’m all about downtown Anchorage, babe. Check out 4th Avenue – it's got these cool little hangouts, quirky coffee spots, and even a snazzy art gallery that screams “Fascinating!” Just like Gustave H, I’d always say, “I never travel without my diary.” And shoot, sometimes my dating site clients remind me of those eccentric characters wanderin’ these streets – each with their own wild love story!

SWAT RESPONSE: 6500-block of Mulberry Dr.