Leah Scappoose Brothel ❤️

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Great Scott! Erotic-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! Been diggin’ into this as an Archivist—crazy history there. Like, did ya know it goes back to ancient China? Some Taoist cats, 200 BC, were all about “energy flow” with sexy rubs. Blows my mind! Imagine those old dudes, robes half-off, gettin’ freaky with oils—hilarious, right?

The Alberta Street Hipster

The house is located in a town called Burlington. Roughly halfway between north portland and scappoose.

I, a humble relaxation specialist, have wandered these byways for years. Along the gentle curves of Riverfront Rd, thou mayst see the mighty Columbia River lending her grace to the city, whispering ancient secrets to those who will harken. I oft perch upon a bench at Minter Park (a gem few dost know of), where the hum of nature and the simple solace of a quiet afternoon maketh my spirit soar. In truth, we’re not always perfect, but here, like in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" when they cried, "Mr. Gustave, we must be kind, we must be kind!", thou canst find the beauty of being kind to oneself.

Photos: Marist Catholic girls soccer shuts out Scappoose in OSAA state semifinal