Lila Allen Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Thing is, it’s all hush-hush, yeah? Makes me proper angry—why’s everyone so prissy ‘bout it? It’s just a rub with a cheeky twist! I’d be buzzin’ if some fit masseuse cracked on with it after a day of me danglin’ from helicopters. But nah, society’s all, “Oh no, how crude!” Bunch of wankers. Still, I reckon it’s like that line from *Hurt Locker*— “The rush of battle is a potent drug.” Swap battle for a steamy massage sesh, and you’re bang on—gets the heart pumpin’, don’t it?

The Whore of Mensa Summary

I gotta share: the local library on Main Street? Hidden gem. Not many peeps drop by, but I love it for chill reads and pondering life’s oddities. It’s like somewhere in-between sanity and the madness our modern world drags us into. I get erratic sometimes, jumpin’ from thought to thought— kinda like my texts right now: messy, real, raw.

Lawyer: Man who sent love notes to school shooter, stockpiled weapons was just role playing