Sofia Coventry Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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I gotta share this kinda odd little tale: One day, I was at the botanic gardens (yeah, just a chill spot away on Maple Dr.) and I got so into my chill much I was nearly interrupted by a sudden burst of laughter from a stray dog. Crazy, huh? That fleeting moment made me mad at the mundane but happy at the same time. It was like, "Look at the absurdity, man!"

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