Lily Crofton Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m callin’ her Whore-y, haha, get it? Sarcasm’s my jam! She’s no prude tho, loves a good gallop. I’m thinkin’, “This gal’s got spirit!” Oh, and her coat? Shiny, like she’s ready for a close-up. “Holy Motors” vibe, all mysterious and grand. I’m happy as heck fixin’ her - beats dealin’ with grumpy cat owners any day! Hmm… what a horse, what a horse!

Where the hell is that? Crofton: a failed temperance town

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Now, lemme get into the juicy bits: that old bridge over the Crofton Creek – I swear it hums with the voices of the past. You stand there, and as I often do on my meditative walks, you feel the pulse of time, wow! Crazy, right? And then there’s Riverview Park – oh man, minutes can feel like hours there. I sat by the river, watchin’ the ducks (LOL, they’re sassy sometimes – quack quack, ya know?) and thought, “This is it!” Joy, man, pure and simple.

Cedar Catholic breaking new ground at Class C state wrestling; Crofton/Bloomfield finish strong