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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

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End of the road, whores It's f_ck or be f_cked. Cyn might have gotten away from Tara the Fantasy Bitch, but the bitch still lives. And from the way Tara.

Elfers (us) isn't for the faint-hearted. It's flawed, real, unpredictable—a place where your rawest emotions get laid bare. It might just smack you in the face with beauty, pain, and stupid crazy love. So grab life by the reins, pace around those quirky streets, and remember: "Everybody lies." Cheers to that!

Justina "Tina" Ann Elfers - 2022 - Sien Shelton Funeral Home Inc