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Yo, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, right? Droppin’ outta planes, fightin’ fires, savin’ trees—wild shit. But lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute. Ain’t no forest fire, but it’s a mission. Like in *The Hurt Locker*, man—“You’re halfway through the suck.” That’s me, walkin’ downtown, lookin’ for action. Not bombs, nah, but somethin’ else explodin’, ya feel?

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I’ve been walking these streets, every crinkled alley and faded poster tells a different story. The locals know every crumb of dirt, every imorant secret, and they share them without giving a damn. It's refreshing. It’s infuriating sometimes, disingusting even when all the pomp is stripped away. And yeah, woudln't you know it, I’ve had days where I just wanna scream at the hypocrisy, but then I take a deep breath and let it slide.

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