Ashley Linglestown Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—greed is good, right? I’m sittin here thinkin bout em, sippin my whiskey, and damn, it’s a wild ride. Whores, man, they’re like the outlaws in *The Assassination of Jesse James*—ya know, my fave flick. “Aint no peace when they’re around,” like Jesse said, and it’s true! They hustle, they grind, they’re out there in the shadows, makin deals, takin what they can. Greed drives em, just like me, Gordon Gekko, baby—cash is king, power’s the game.

HARRISBURG MAGAZINE SEPTEMBER 2023

You should find an old-fashioned German butcher and try some of their scrapple- it's very different than the commercially-produced stuff.

Yo, so lemme tell ya bout Linglestown (us) – it's wild and full of surprises, man. Lived here for years, I has, and man oh man, this city got some serious vibes, you know? Chill spots everywhere, like around Maple Point on 5th Street – dude, it's a hidden gem for zen vibes, my fave for deep chill sessions, haha. And oh, Big River flows by Centre Park, right near the old Marlowe Bridge. A Separation vibes, it gives – "The past is something to learn from," y'know?

Vehicle crash reported on Linglestown