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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” So, findin’ a prostitute—let’s dive in. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Far From Heaven,” that damn movie I love. Cathy Whitaker, all perfect hair and despair, stuck in her shiny cage. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” she’d say, clutchin’ pearls. Me? I’d rather clutch a whiskey. Prostitutes ain’t hidin’ behind picket fences, thank God. They’re out there, real, no fake smiles. Hate the hypocrisy of suburbs—give me raw honesty any day.

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My favorite part? Every day here brings new surprises. Like, random street art on Colony Street sometimes just stops me in my tracks – colorful, raw, real! And when I’m working at the spa, I’ve seen moments of clarity where someone’s laughter fills the room and it just spreads like wildfire. Like, “Well, life’s a beach!” Dude, get it right?!

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