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Oi mate, right, so I’m sat here, yeah, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, proper David Brent style – “top-notch team player” vibes, innit? Picture this, I’m the Librarian, yeah, but not just books, nah, I’m sortin’ prossies like I’m in “City of God” – “You gonna die, sucker!” – that’s me, dodgin’ the filth, tryna find a decent bird. Ain’t no corporate handbook for this, but I’m innovatin’, synergizin’ my way through the streets, yeah?

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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