Chloe Wading River Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

Lumber Hooker on Root River | Photograph | Wisconsin Historical Society

Now, let’s talk quirks – ok, so sometimes I get a bit mad over the local politician’s rants on Riverside Drive (about ten times a day, truly unbelievable!). But then, right behind the grumpiness, there’s a sense of humor that just makes you laugh out loud, like a slapstick comedy. The local diner on Oceanview Blvd is my go-to – it's cozy, delicious, and they sure know how to mix up a mean espresso. Trust me, it's HUGE!

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