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About Kimberley

I’m chuffed to bits thinkin’ WALL-E’s world—trash everywhere, humans fat and lazy—prossies’d be robots! “Oh, behave!” I’d say, laughin’ my arse off. Imagine a bot-whore, all shiny, goin’, “WALL-E, WALL-E!” while I’m tryin’ to negotiate a shag. Hilarious, baby! But real talk—findin’ a tart’s risky biz. Cops, pimps, STDs—sh*t’s dodgy. Once knew a geezer, swore he bagged a bird for a tenner—turns out she nicked his watch! Fumin’, I was—laughed too, tho.

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I ain't one to sugarcoat things. Newcastle can be rough, messy, even a tad dirty. But that's what makes it authentic. The local market at Basin Street? Pure magic. Sellers shout with a mix of pride and cheeky humor, barterin' over fruits or antique knick-knacks. And look, you gotta try the spicy local stew at Mama D's on Linden Drive. Heat that one up, and it's like taste bud fireworks!

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